NEAR mainnet Securities & Exchange Colony Form S-1 · filed Parody · not an SEC document

S-1 Registration Statement · Meme Act of 2026

ANTHROPIC ($ANT)

SEC saw the S-1. Wall Street wants the ant.
We’re the colony that got here first — on NEAR.

“The ant filed. Nasdaq wants ANT. We already hatched on NEAR.”

ant.anthropicipo.near
Photoreal red ant mascot wearing a beige baseball cap
Exhibit A The Registrant, pictured in cap.
Chain
NEAR
Ticker
$ANT
Venue
RHEA
Status
Pre-hatch

Calculation of Colony Registration

Title of each classChainVenueContractStatus
Colony-class meme token, $ANT NEAR RHEA (wNEAR → $ANT) ant.anthropicipo.near Live on NEAR

Proposed maximum aggregate offering price: whatever the colony decides. Registration fee: one (1) crumb.

Prospectus Summary

On Oct 26, 2026, Anthropic filed to go public under ticker ANT. Claude’s lab wants Nasdaq. We took the insect seriously.

Same three letters. Same cap logo energy. Different chain: NEAR. The colony that doesn’t wait for the prospectus to go effective.

The news
Anthropic, PBC filed a Form S-1 with the SEC for a proposed IPO of Class A common stock, intending to list on the Nasdaq Global Select Market as “ANT”. Read the official note ↗
The meme
Anthropic ($ANT) — a NEAR meme born the day the S-1 dropped. Cap-wearing colony. Not affiliated.
The edge
No roadshow. No quiet period. No lock-up. Just ants.
  • Filed for Nasdaq. Live on NEAR.
  • ANT before the opening bell.
  • Colony first. Prospectus later.
Wide portrait of the cap-wearing ant mascot
Exhibit B Management, during the roadshow it skipped.

Risk Factors

  1. The registrant is an ant.

    It is small, wears a cap, and has never read a 10-K. Results may vary.

  2. Our ticker is shared with a much larger company.

    Anthropic, PBC has nothing to do with this colony. We just liked the letters.

  3. We have no revenue, no product, no roadmap.

    We have a cap. The cap is very good.

  4. Memes are volatile.

    The value of $ANT can go to zero. Only use what you can afford to lose. Not financial advice.

  5. The colony moves fast.

    By the time the S-1 goes effective, the ants may have already built three more tunnels.

How to buy $ANT on NEAR

  1. 01

    Get a NEAR wallet

    Any NEAR wallet that connects to RHEA works.

  2. 02

    Fund it with NEAR

    Buy NEAR on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little for gas.

  3. 03

    Open RHEA

    The Buy button opens RHEA with wNEAR → $ANT preselected once the contract is live.

  4. 04

    Swap & join the colony

    Check the contract matches the one on this page. Swap. Wear a cap.

Launched via JustHoot, the NEAR launchpad. Contract address: ant.anthropicipo.near. Ignore DMs offering “early” addresses.

The Colony

Official IPO ticker is ANT — so we built the colony first. Channels open as soon as the hive is ready.

Signatures

Pursuant to the requirements of the Meme Act of 2026, the colony has duly caused this registration statement to be signed on its behalf by the undersigned, thereunto duly authorized, in the tunnels, on October 26, 2026.

/s/ The AntChief Colony Officer (in cap)
/s/ The HiveBoard of Workers